Reblog if you think bisexual is just as much a sexuality as heterosexual or homosexual

ierohoe:

I want to show my fucker of a stepdad that I’m not a freak.

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brightleaves:

women in armour (◡‿◡✿)

women in armour fighting (◕‿◕✿)

women in armour covered in the blood of their enemies (ʘ‿ʘ✿)  

(via sandsofchaos)




Glowing AU

fivefootannoying:

elin-the-paladin:

There she was, stark naked with her legs open for him. “Perfect.” she replied the same gleam and expression on her face. “Let’s start with an oral test to see how well do you deal with the subject.” she ran her fingers through his hair, toying a bit with his black locks.

Lewis blushed. “Hng…” He nodded slowly, gazing up at her. “Hm… I shall try not to disappoint, miss~” He quickly recovered, giving Elin a cheeky look.

Licking his lips, Lewis leaned in again. He wasted no time in burying his face in her folds, and began by sucking slowly at her clit.

Elin’s back suddenly arched and she cried out. She fisted his hair, before the initial sensation passed and she sighed a moan, letting go of his head and gripped on the edge of the couch. 

"That’s a go-od sstart." 




Don’t Talk to Strangers

the-explosive-existence:

elin-the-paladin:


Elin patted his head. “Goodie Two shoes, you scared to get in troubles? Well fine.” she straightened up still with a smile. “I’ll see you on Saturday, all proper and stuff.” she chuckled. 

Then looked to the car with Knight and turned Ba’al around. “Go to your caretaker, she might lay an egg from worry.” she joked and patted his head.

"Okey!" Not minding the goodie two part Ba’al beamed, his parents friend promising him they should do cool grown up stuff together! Nothing to complain about!, Tail waving delighted before he gives her a quick shake with both hands at once, the umbrella sinking in the action tho was soon catch up over his head again when he run toward KNight who already been on a sprint toward them.
She huffed…..This kid.

"Don’t forget your promise! Beeeeey aunt Elin!" Waving.

"i won’t!" she called back, waving briefly to the kid. 

Will be such a shame to use him against Drago. But she’ll see… First she had to find that Djinn!




Old Acquaintance

dark-blue-mondays:

fivefootannoying:

"A-Always, pookie..!" Lewis squeaked, a slight blush on his face now.

Eep…

Harrison snorted.  ’Pookie?’ he mouthed to Elin, trying not to laugh.   “And yes, I for one was quite well behaved.  I thought about seducing this adorable young thing off into a passionate affair, but then decided you can keep him.”   He winked at Elin.  

Elinn winked to Harrison with an impish smirk. “Oh but Harrison at least let me watch.” she cackled. “I won’t mind participation but you know, he’s” she brushed the back of her hand over Lewis’s cheek. “all mine.” she chuckled softly “Relax Lewis, it’s okay. I am glad you two got along.” she reassured her boyfriend.




Don’t Talk to Strangers

the-explosive-existence:

elin-the-paladin:


Elin heard the footsteps behind her and turned to Ba’al surprised, then at the umbrella.

"Thanks kiddo. That’s sweet, but as you can see. I’m fine. Go back to the car." she said, trying to reply with a smile.

Kids and their random outbursts of kindness. She looked toward the car and Knight. 

"Hop along, before you catch a cold or something." she tugged a bit on the brim of his hood. Then an idea struck her. "If you want to help me look for my target…" she lowered her voice to the kid. All boys love adventure. "I think the rain should stop raining during the night. How about sneaking out with me, hm?" she asked with a grin. "Your parents don’t have to know plus… I am their friend, right?"

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Elin patted his head. “Goodie Two shoes, you scared to get in troubles? Well fine.” she straightened up still with a smile. “I’ll see you on Saturday, all proper and stuff.” she chuckled. 

Then looked to the car with Knight and turned Ba’al around. “Go to your caretaker, she might lay an egg from worry.” she joked and patted his head.




Don’t Talk to Strangers

the-explosive-existence:

elin-the-paladin:


"Oh I shall. Be careful, road is slippery. Accident happen. Drive safe." she patter briefly Knight on her shoulder then winked to Ba’al. "Stay safe kiddo.Learn your magic." she put the collar of her jacket up and started to walk away.

She had to localize Drago, but she assumed in this weather she won’t succeed. So… destinationn home. Until the rain stops.

Jumping into shelter from the rain Ba’al was about to closed the door behind him when turned around, watching Elin walk away the cars radio starting to play and engine kicked up. Hesitated. curving his browns up, she was not effected by the bad weather but it felt bad…
"Ba’al!" Knight complained, ice in the stomach the tanned kid jumping out before able to stop him and run up to ginger, Shit.
He unfolded and held up the umbrella over her head.
"Elin, You can borrow this on your way home." He offered, pulling his hood up again from the rain, smiling.

Elin heard the footsteps behind her and turned to Ba’al surprised, then at the umbrella.

"Thanks kiddo. That’s sweet, but as you can see. I’m fine. Go back to the car." she said, trying to reply with a smile.

Kids and their random outbursts of kindness. She looked toward the car and Knight. 

"Hop along, before you catch a cold or something." she tugged a bit on the brim of his hood. Then an idea struck her. "If you want to help me look for my target…" she lowered her voice to the kid. All boys love adventure. "I think the rain should stop raining during the night. How about sneaking out with me, hm?" she asked with a grin. "Your parents don’t have to know plus… I am their friend, right?"




Old Acquaintance

dark-blue-mondays:

fivefootannoying:

dark-blue-mondays:

Harrison grinned.  ”Probably worried you would melt all over everything,” he replied jovially.  Now that he wasn’t hiding behind Elin’ skirts, Harrison appreciated the artist’s breezy sense of humor.  ”But then again that’s one way to get yourself a gallery show.”

"Hmm; the only reason I did it was because they were being stuck up and didn’t let my exhibit anything…" Lewis shrugged. "Me and Elin met again at the same gallery a few months later. It was this stupid costume themed affair, so I gatecrashed. They recognised me in a heartbeat. I can hide my face, but my height’s a bit hard." Lewis chuckled.

"I was about five seconds from leaving when Elin showed up." He smiled softly. "Hadn’t seen her in over a decade, but I could tell it was her…"

"She is quite distinctive," Harrison agreed.  "There are few women who can command a room like her.  Or men for that matter."

For the whole thing Elin has been watching the two talk from the other side of the room not really into the whole business talk that one of her ‘clients’ tried to set but she really enjoyed to see Lewis relax with Harrison and the two start to talk more freely. 

Finally she managed to escape the businessman and return to her table.

"And she has quite good hearing." Elin came back with a smirk up on her face. "My ears are burning. You two were behaving?" she shot her old boss and beau an impish look.




Glowing AU

fivefootannoying:

elin-the-paladin:

That made her chuckle again. “Oh watch it, I might spank you for misbehaving at lectures…” she winked at him.

"Well, I still can give you some tutoring.” she pulled her feet out of the undies. “Some private lessons would do you some good.” 

His eyebrows jumped a little at the word ‘spank’. “Hmmm…” Lewis grinned, staring up at her impishly. “Yes… Private…” He grabbed her underwear, flinging it over his shoulder.

There she was, stark naked with her legs open for him. “Perfect.” she replied the same gleam and expression on her face. “Let’s start with an oral test to see how well do you deal with the subject.” she ran her fingers through his hair, toying a bit with his black locks




punkrockluna:

hexgoddess:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

commonly confused medieval weapons

a powerpoint by me

now stop screwing them up seriously or i will put a medieval weapon in your head

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

"medieval guys really liked spikes they were like medieval glitter" hasfjkashfgasjfgafjadhasdhgaHGASGFSHGD

needs more sickle

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